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[Intro: Chevy]
F#m Asus2 Dmaj7 A
Dmaj7 A Dmaj7 Bm
F#m Asus2 Dmaj7 A Dmaj7 A Dmaj7 Bm
Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm
F#m Asus2 Dmaj7 A Dmaj7 A Dmaj7 Bm
Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm
[Verse 1: Wilbur Soot]
F#m Asus2
My keyboard's like my heart
Dmaj7
It shines in RGB and it's full of blood
A
I don't know what is wrong with me
F#m
But I'm scared, pissed off and lonely (horny)
F#m Asus2
I have trouble speaking to women
Dmaj7
Unless they're 2D or high definition
A
Spend all my time on social media
Bm
This is the state that I'm in
Dmaj7 A Dmaj7 A
[Verse 2: Wilbur Soot]
F#m Asus2
My Twitter feed's like my brain
N.C.
'Cause I have it on dark mode
Dmaj7 A
Memorise everything she says
So I can use it to guess her passcode
F#m Asus2
She's beauty, she's grace
Dmaj7
She has a profile picture of her gorgeous face
A
To try and get more sponsors
Bm
To try and get more sponsors
Dmaj7
[Chorus: Wilbur Soot, Chevy]
F#m Asus2 Dmaj7
But why don't you care?
F#m Asus2
I have spent the past ten years of my life
Dmaj7
Making you prepared
F#m Asus2
You're political enough but not contrary
Dmaj7
Sexual enough but not enough to scare me
F#m Asus2 F#m
Give me a reason not to be on my knees
E
The internet has ruined me
F#m Asus2 Dmaj7 A Dmaj7 A Dmaj7 Bm
Hmm-mmm
[Verse 3: Wilbur Soot]
F#m Asus2
Look, I know I must sound insane
Dmaj7
But that's part of the package
A
If she can't handle me at my worst
F#m
She don't deserve my mental baggage
Asus2
I know you want six foot four
Dmaj7
But one foot more and I'd almost be tall enough
A
To reach the high shelf, be your incel
Bm F#m Asus2
I think I might be a threat to myself
Dmaj7 A Bm Dmaj7
A threat to myself
[Chorus: Wilbur Soot, Chevy]
F#m Asus2 Dmaj7
But why does she run?
F#m Asus2 Dmaj7
When I'm monthly giving her fifty percent of my income
F#m Asus2
It feels like my ideas of affection
Dmaj7
Are based around artificial perfection
F#m Asus2 Dmaj7
I just want to appease
E F#m Asus2 Dmaj7 A Dmaj7 A Dmaj7 Bm
The internet has ruined me
F#m Asus2 Dmaj7 A
Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm
Dmaj7 A Dmaj7 Bm
Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm
[Outro: Wilbur Soot & Chevy]
F#m Dmaj7
We used to sleep on call together
Dmaj7 F#m
We used to sleep on call together
F#m Dmaj7
We used to sleep on call together
Dmaj7 F#m
We used to sleep on call together
F#m Dmaj7
We used to sleep on call together
Dmaj7 F#m
We used to sleep on call together
F#m Dmaj7
We used to sleep on call together
E
We used to sleep